FUNNY!

I saw this online and had to share it with y'all -I'm not from the south actually I detest the word y'all but it's the only you plural,for real, in English but I digress...-.

personality type

I'm an ESTP Find out your personality type and send me something about it! I'll read it and enjoy analyzing!

sickness

I'm sick... I wish I wasn't... That's it

Millions?

If you had 10 million dollars what would you do with it?

I think I have no idea what I would do. That is way more money than I could imagine. I suppose I would spend some, invest some, and give some away! That's so lame and normal isn't it?

Final Story

Two Days and Three Nights

Just click the link and follow the instructions to download (no account necessary). Read my ending letter first if you want to be disappointed in me. I hope you enjoy the story.

Writing

I have been writing a novel entitled, Two days and three nights I will just give you the forward to the book.

To the reader:
I am challenging myself by writing this novel to 20,000 words in 7 days. I have not prepared one bit. I just came up with the title and am writing my way down with no plot line in mind. No characters and no editing other than what Microsoft Word does. I hope you enjoy Two Days and Three Nights.

-Matthew Farah (author)


I will post it at the end of November with an ending no matter how long it is...

Speeding

Apparently, the cops hate me. I was going 50 in a 30 supposedly. I could have been. I was slowing down from coasting down a hill. I was super-nervous and he's like stop jittering.

I was on my way home with my friend Erik behind me. We were going a little over the speed limit, okay, maybe more than a little. I saw the police coming up on me from the other direction.

His lights flashed. I slowed to a stop. He tried to talk to me on the speaker thing to get me to pull over, I didn't hear him. My friend, Erik, went by. I swore.

The policeman walked up to my window and tapped on it. He's like did you hear me. I respoded, "No." I had already gotten my registration out of the glove compartment. I told him my wallet was in the trunk. He had me pull up get my wallet out and wait for him. He took my license and registration and explained to me what had occurred. He said I was going 50+ and I think it was maybe 48 but whatever. He rounded it down to 45 either way because at 50 you are at a 200 dollar ticket and at 45 you are at a 75 dollar ticket.

So anyway now I think I may lose my license for 20 days but whatever. I was really angry because I was only 150 feet from the sign where it changed and they changed the speed limit within the last few months. Anyway, Drive the Speed Limit until you are 18!

Hit counter

As you may have noticed my hit counters have dissappeared on both of my websites and I am extremely angry about this and am going with a different free hit counter website. Thank you...

Finn

I heard of someone named Finn the other day. I think this is a sweet name. Maybe i will write a story about someone named Finn or something....

Just a random thought

Naked!

Well there is a detail that I missed from a previous section about a party that I was at recently. We went outside at 3 am as you know. But we were not just out there having fun a couple of us, including me, decided to go streaking. It was super-weird but fun in a strange liberating sense.

This did not end well. Somehow, no one saw us or anything our soccer coach-whose house we were staying at-found out. We got kicked off the soccer team. I think his daughter heard about it and ratted us out (que perra).

Anyway, this was not worth the consequences. I would not recommend it because people will find out, somehow. Stick with graphiti instead.. LOL

Kindness

Today I was at Subway. I was going to buy my meatball sub, and they said the card machine wasn't working and I was like OMG! and almost instantly the lady behind me in line offered to pay for mine. She was very kind and I thanked her a lot.

I just wanted to note that people are genuinely kindness of humanity or possibly alignment of God of good things for us or both. Well thank you everyone!

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Fair...

I entered some photos that I have taken in the fair this weekend. I did not expect anything from this, but to my surprise, when I picked them up today, I found that one of my 6 photos had won an honorable mention. I was ecstatic. My teacher, who convinced me to enter (didn't take much), had 2 4th places. This was pretty impressive. They would only give out a couple of honorable mentions per category. The other competitors had some amazing photos and some that I thought were amazing did not win anything.

This is my photo that placed in the category of portraits or people (not sure which).

Apple's press confrence drinking game style

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Facebook

I got back on facebook... to my dismay they did not let me do anything new. There was no way to change back. Only the new facebook. How I hate it so.

I think that they ware going to stick with it and wait until people finally submit to their evil ways. Anyway, just wanted to let you know that it didn't really work but I felt part of something so that is all that matters

PART-AY

We went to the Bemis' house (our soccer coach), after winning a game on friday. We set up 4 xboxes and played 16 player halo 3(awesome even though I suck at halo). We played late into the night.

We ended up kind of bored at 3:30 am so we went outside and played in the street. Some stupid kids slammed the door and were yelling so our hostess woke up. She came out and locked the door. Then she's like "indoor party only, you woke up people, etc. etc."

After this we kept playing halo for a long time and then my friend, Steve, decided it was time to leave at 4ish. He left and then came back and knocked on the door and woke up our hosts again. Also, my friend Dubi was yelling that probably didn't help anything either. Anyway, Mr. Bemis came in and told us to go to sleep so we did at like 5.

Saturday morning we all got up at like 9 am. We had to leave at like 11 to go see a soccer game that my friend, Dan, was playing in southern NH. He goes to ENC in Mass. So, we get there and we find out that Mr. Bemis decided to go to the girls game (not fun it was terrible). We went to McDonalds after half time and hung out there for a while and got back in time for Dan's game.

We got back for Dan's game and he played almost the entire first half (sweet because he is a freshman). We had fun watching it and on the car ride home. Then I went to my friend Alex's house. He is home for the weekend for college and I missed him so much (not to seem sappy or soemthing). We watched part of treasure planet (I thought it was funny cause I was half asleep and I'm a Disney fanboi(no I'm not gay))

Then I came home and went to church this morning and now I'm mostly asleep.

Friends

Today, I talked to my old friend Beth on IM and we still have a lot in common. It's wierd how you can talk so long with someone you haven't talked to since middle school and still hold an amazingly deep conversations. That's about all cool that happened today so anyway goodnight!

game results

"We won!" that should have been the cheer as we go off the field but the talk was all of our terrible play. We played a pretty good first half. Then our coach decided to start a new defense that he thinks we will be playing next game. This did not work at all.

I was playing goal for the first half and did pretty well except for one shot that I completely missed. My BAD! Then we had a different goalie in the second half not to say that all three shots were his fault but one of them definitely was. Anyway, we won despite our horrible defense and offense (wasn't so good either)...

In the second half I would give the offense a 4 out of 10 and the defense a mere 3. So yup...

Soccer

Today I have a soccer game and I am the goalie (for at least the first half of the game). Hopefully, we win. The problem is we are going into this game a little bit overly confident. I'll post later to tell you all about it.

Withdrawl

I've joined a boycott of the new facebook because I think it is slow poorly designed and lame. Anyway, for the next week I will be living without facebook which will be tough for me, but I have the will and motivation to endure it.

I'm missing playing maphia wars, responding to messages, commenting on pix, and all the other random facebook crap that I do. This will also help me though because I will have more time to Blog and such.

I am new to the blogosphere so I might post several times a day in my missing of facebook and all random stuff like that so check frequently...

Well, I hope that if you are using facebook you will join this boycott. Please, please join in with me and we will fight the evils of the new facebook together. Log off or better yet disable your account (your info is all safe) and do not enable it until next Sunday. If enough people do this facebook will take note and get rid of its evil new look.

Tiring

Sometimes I get so tired and I don't know why. I slept well last night and the night before and the night before but I am still tired. I even slept late on Saturday and no but I don't understand it.

Anyway, that is just my thought about it. If you want to comment or have any thoughts please comment!

First Post: For real

I just started this blog for my personal thoughts and events and such that I would like to express in writing. This is really tough to do in list-y because it is all just lists and such.


(not actually one of the kids... just a google pic)

Today something interesting happened in church. I was teaching children's church and all the kids were a little rambunctious because I gave the some chocolate. This was not just any chocolate though it was some big old chocolates. My grandfather gave them to me to give to the kids and I gave it to them before we even started.

We started class and I was teaching them a lesson I could already see the signs of them going crazy soon. They were all trying to leave and such. We got through the lesson and started playing games. We were having so much fun. They were kind of screaming and running out of the room and such.

Anyway, as we were playing one of the little girls decided to wander out. And then her mother ended up being out of the service at the time. I was like, "Come back." She did not. Her mother saw her and got very angry. Her mother made her sit down and told her not to disrespect me etc. etc. I didn't really think that she was trying to be disrespectful but whatever. They were a little bit quieter the rest of class.

After class I went downstairs. All the mothers were there coming to talk to me about their "disrespectful" children. I didn't think that they did anything really bad but they insisted that their children that they did. I told them that they were fine and they were like, "Are you sure?"

Well they all survived. I just thought it was hilarious that the mothers were all so concerned but I found it good too because it shows me that they care about their kids and how they behave.